A man eager to take English folk dancing to new and exciting places ends up in the last place he expected -- America -- in this mockumentary comedy. Derecq Twist (Charles Thomas Oldham) is a passionate enthusiast of Morris Dancing a style of folk dancing that's been performed in Great Britain for centuries. Most devotees of Morris are committed to keeping the traditions of the dance alive and Quentin Neely (Derek Jacobi) head of the Morris Circle that oversees competitive Morris dancing intends to keep it that way or else. But while Twist loves the classic Morris style and has devoted years to his dream of perfecting the most challenging of all Morris moves the Treeple Hammer Damson he also wants to bring fresh innovations to the dance in a variation he calls 'New Morris'. Neely is appalled by Twist's desire to bring Morris into the Twentieth Century (if not the Twenty-First) and bans Twist and his group from competition. A film producer (Aidan McArdle) making a documentary about Twist realizes he has no happy ending for his film so he steps in and arranges for Twist to fly to California where Miloslav Villandry (Greg Wise) a multi-billionaire software magnate has developed a passion for Morris and bankrolls a West Coast Morris troupe the OCM's. Twist is happy to find his new partners in California welcome his innovative spirit and he also meets a beautiful woman Sonja (Naomie Harris) with whom he finds love. But can a true Morris devotee be happy so far away from the dance's ancestral home?
Starring Ronnie Barker Fulton Mackay and brain Wilde as well as many special guest stars in the first series of adventures from within the walls of HMP Slade. This is British comedy at its best.See's Fletcher's first day in Slade Prison in the episode New Face Old Hands. Also includes the episodes The Hustler; A Night In; A Day Out; Ways And Means; and Men Without Women.
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From the creators of Liar Liar and Bruce Almighty Accepted is a hilarious comedy of errors following the misfortunes of quick-witted slacker Bartleby B Gaines. When B and his buddies can't get into college they fix the problem... by inventing their own! Pretty soon it's a riot of babes in bikinis parties by the pool and a big headache - how to convince the students and the authorities that the fake college is the real deal!!!
Wacky inventor Wayne Szalinski and his incredible shrinking machine are the cause of an all new hilarious mishap in Honey We Shrunk Ourselves... As if shrinking the kids in Honey I Shrunk The Kids wasn't bad enough now Wayne (Rick Moranis) has accidentally shrunk himself his brother and their wives. A crazy panic ensues as the tiny foursome desperately try to make their way downstairs to gain help from their children. Their frantic miniature measures include a daredevil drive down a toy race track a dizzying float in a soap bubble and an accidental crash landing in a bowlful of dip at a teenage party. Packed with amazing special effects and comical surprises at every turn Honey We Shrunk Ourselves is a king-sized comedy adventure you'll want to share with the whole family again and again.
Uncle DavidDavid Hoyle co-directs his feature debut and stars in the title role in this unsettling tale of an uncle and his nephew (pornstar Ashley Ryder). Combines a heightened sense of English normality with the logic of madness. This low budget black comedy is David Hoyle's feature debut and he is joined by pornstar Ashley Ryder as his nephew. Both actors are improvising their lines which gives the whole work an edginess heightened by the atmosphere of an out-of-season caravan-park on the Isle of Sheppey. The banalities of conversation between uncle and nephew are thrown into the realms of the utterly unconventional when we realise that not only are they involved in a sexual relationship but there is a sinister reason for their holiday. We are drawn into a world of disturbing madness whose cracked logic is delivered with an unnerving avuncular charm. Extras: Cast and Crew Commentary Early sketches of Uncle David
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Following his sell out UK tour multi award-winning stand up comedian and star of his very own BBC One series John Bishop releases his hotly anticipated debut DVD. Filmed at the Liverpool Empire 'John Bishop Live' sees the comedian delight his home crowd with the smash hit Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated show: 'Elvis has left the building.' Since giving up the nine-to-five grind John Bishop has been spending lots of time at home hoping that things will happen and that they'll turn out to be funny. Luckily the antics of his teenage sons have proven to be a relentless source of comic inspiration. The result is a must-have DVD packed with hilarious analysis of their blasé attitude to his chosen career the changes that occur once your eldest son is big enough to size up to his Dad as well as reflections on the peculiarities of 21st Century family life. Special Features: Porthcawl Elvis Festival Documentary John Bishop and Liverpool FC Behind-the-scenes of John's live show 42 years of John vs. Elvis
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